The bean story

One day Hayden Box was sitting at his desk when he was overcome with a great deal of pain. Thinking it was a stomach ache he went to the bathroom When he sat down he began to shit copious amounts off shit. Once he was done he looked back at his work of art only to realize, it BUSH'S BAKED BEANS When he saw they were beans, he naturally took a handful and began eating them. The beans were so good, he began to cry tears of joy. Once he was finished, he went back to class, butt ass naked, and got back to work. The End

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